I was born in a tiny mountain village in Poland and raised by a strict grandmother who gave me my stern but caring personality. I grew up helping her cook and bake which are things I still enjoy doing today. You can easily find me in the kitchen on weekend mornings preparing a batch of cookies or baking a loaf of focaccia. When I wasn’t helping her around the house I was outside foraging, climbing the cherry tree, and playing in the creek. 

I’m a huge music geek and can connect with just about anyone on that alone. The genres I listen to vary widely - I like everything from classical and folk country to heavy rap and hardcore metal. There’s very little I won’t listen to. I love seeing live music - whether it’s something low key like a smaller, more intimate concert at a local hole in the wall spot, or getting lawn seats at a larger venue to see a big name artist. My favorite live shows recently have been Angel Olsen, Freddie Gibbs, and Deftones.

Aside from playing housewife and seeing live music, I like pretty things and getting dolled up for cute dates where I get served cocktails, but also getting messy in bed and telling you what to do. Being a people-pleasing sensual pervert at heart - many things make me happy, including but not limited to: soft touches, heavy breathing, acts of service, happy endings, and hearing “please” and “thank you.”

Some favorite guilty pleasures:

Chocolate truffles, binge watching indie and psychological thriller films, wet specimens, Chartreuse, loud music, vintage Playboys, southern accents

Age: 32
Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5’7
Hair: Curly reddish dirty blonde
Eye color: Green/hazel
Shoe size: 8.5-9
Body hair: Trimmed
Measurements: 43-41-52

Feeling generous? Get special treatment by spoiling me with a gift or taking us out on a decadent escape

  • Live music (Soundstage, Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Metro Gallery, Ottobar, The Anthem, Merriweather, Union Transfer, Kung Fu Necktie)

  • Cocktail or dive bar (WC Harlan, Dutch Courage, Fadensonnen, Club Charles, Idle Hour)

  • Jazz lounge/piano bar (Bloom’s, Gershwin’s)

  • Cabaret (Ritz, Red Pavilion, Trestle Inn, Bluebird)

  • Ballet

  • Museum/art exhibition (Mutter Museum, Renwick Gallery)

Some date ideas…

  • Fresh floral arrangements (my favorites are peonies, poppies, and ranunculus)

  • Vintage/vintage vibe porn (Playboy, Esquire, Penthouse)

  • Oddities such as dried flowers, wet specimens, vintage photos and paintings, skulls/bones, vintage medical prints, taxidermy, and animal pelts

  • Marigold gift lists - many, many options ranging from under $50 to $1,000+

…and some gift ideas:

Artists and retailers: