I was born in a tiny mountain village in Poland and raised by a strict grandmother who gave me my stern but caring personality. I grew up helping her cook and bake which are things I still enjoy doing today. You can easily find me in the kitchen on weekend mornings preparing a batch of cookies or baking a loaf of focaccia. When I wasn’t helping her around the house I was outside foraging, climbing the cherry tree, and playing in the creek.
I’m a huge music geek and can connect with just about anyone on that alone. The genres I listen to vary widely - I like everything from classical and folk country to heavy rap and hardcore metal. There’s very little I won’t listen to. I love seeing live music - whether it’s something low key like a smaller, more intimate concert at a local hole in the wall spot, or getting lawn seats at a larger venue to see a big name artist. My favorite live shows recently have been Angel Olsen, Freddie Gibbs, and Deftones.
Aside from playing housewife and seeing live music, I like pretty things and getting dolled up for cute dates where I get served cocktails, but also getting messy in bed and telling you what to do. Being a people-pleasing sensual pervert at heart - many things make me happy, including but not limited to: soft touches, heavy breathing, acts of service, happy endings, and hearing “please” and “thank you.”
Some favorite guilty pleasures:
Chocolate truffles, binge watching indie and psychological thriller films, wet specimens, Chartreuse, loud music, vintage Playboys, southern accents
Age: 32
Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5’7
Hair: Curly reddish dirty blonde
Eye color: Green/hazel
Shoe size: 8.5-9
Body hair: Trimmed
Measurements: 43-41-52
Feeling generous? Get special treatment by spoiling me with a gift or taking us out on a decadent escape
Live music (Soundstage, Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, Metro Gallery, Ottobar, The Anthem, Merriweather, Union Transfer, Kung Fu Necktie)
Cocktail or dive bar (WC Harlan, Dutch Courage, Fadensonnen, Club Charles, Idle Hour)
Jazz lounge/piano bar (Bloom’s, Gershwin’s)
Cabaret (Ritz, Red Pavilion, Trestle Inn, Bluebird)
Ballet
Museum/art exhibition (Mutter Museum, Renwick Gallery)
Some date ideas…
Fresh floral arrangements (my favorites are peonies, poppies, and ranunculus)
Vintage/vintage vibe porn (Playboy, Esquire, Penthouse)
Oddities such as dried flowers, wet specimens, vintage photos and paintings, skulls/bones, vintage medical prints, taxidermy, and animal pelts
Marigold gift lists - many, many options ranging from under $50 to $1,000+
…and some gift ideas:
Artists and retailers: